…when you have one for the first time in a really long time.
1. A tail makes a great toy. Doesn’t matter who it belongs to.
2. Anything can be climbed, including a cement wall.
3. Everything can be eaten. Dust, rocks, people’s toes…everything.
4. The fridge is a fun place to hide.
5. Bras also make great toys. Who knew?
6. Apparently there really is another cat in the mirror, and hissing and spitting at it will make it hiss and spit back.
7. You should always eat when the big, fat cat you live with is eating.
8. Poop in the litterbox is there to be flung out of the litterbox.
9. A paper bag is the most fantastic invention ever, especially at three in the morning.
10. Falling asleep on top of the big, fat cat makes up for numbers 1-9.
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